Thursday, January 12, 2017

Trump, Jerseys and the Golden Shower of Karma

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Trump, Jerseys and the Golden Shower of Karma.


Remember that time when God told Abraham to murder his son Isaac? Then, Abraham, being the obedient servant took out his knife and tied the boy to the altar.  As he was about to thrust the blade into his Isaac’s heart, the Lord called unto him “Oye! Stop right dere” the voice said from heaven, “The I and I was just testing yu. Everything is Irie, blessings onto you…” (Yes, in my mind God has a thick Jamaican accent).

The Bible story made me wonder if a deed is either good or evil on its own merit, or does it depend on who gave the order.  If Abraham had killed his son, would that be an evil act?  Or does the fact that it was ordered by our Lord, makes the deed a good one?  

I’m asking this question because, in recent days, my fellow Americans have been outraged that a foreign power has had a major influence on who will lead the USA.  I cannot understand why this is such a big deal when the removal and replacement of other countries’ leadership is, kinda like our thing.   

For example, in 1953, the US orchestrated the overthrow of the democratically elected government in Iran.  Then there was the Bay of Pigs in 1961 and the many subsequent attempts to assassinate Cuba’s leader, Fidel Castro in the ensuing years.  In 1983, the US military invaded the tiny island of Grenada and removed their government, then a few years later in 1989, the American armed forces invaded Panama and deposed their leader. In 2004 instead of sending in troops to Haiti, according to the then President, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, the US sent a plane and kidnapped him from his country.  In recent years, the US have orchestrated regime change in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and now Syria – to name a few. 

So what’s the big deal if Russia has followed our lead and decided who the next American leader should be?  First, let’s assume that it’s in Russia’s best interest to install a friendly government in the US, then logically, given the US’s track record, it would be foolish for Putin to have the capabilities to influence the US elections and not use it.  It is then hypocritical for America to cry foul when we’ve been doing the same thing in different countries all around the world.   

So I ask you this question, is it an inherently evil act for the US to decide who the leader of a foreign country should be? Or is it only evil if America is NOT the country doing the deciding?

Which jersey are you wearing?

It seems like we live in a world now where everybody cheats, but people are only irate when their team loses.  In the Democratic Primaries, Hillary’s team was caught red-handed colluding with the DNC to ensure that Bernie Sanders would not win; she even got debate questions before the actual debate.  There wasn’t much outrage on the part of the Democrats about cheating and Sanders lost as planned.  Now that Trump is on the hot seat for colluding with Russia, the Democrats do not have the moral authority, in my opinion, to reprimand Trump for cheating, when they gave their candidate a pass for her transgressions.

From where I sit, it looks like the United States of America has lost her way.  It is as if the period of enlightenment took humans out of the dark ages and into an era of reason, then the dichotomy of America's two-party political system has lifted us out of the age of reason and firmly placed us all in a field of ignorance.  We’ve become a population on a giant football field supporting one of two angry opposing teams.  Half the population is wearing Trump’s jersey, and the other half is wearing Hillary’s, and no matter what the infraction of their team, regardless of how ugly a foul or how despicable the team’s behavior, the supporter is bound to defend the jersey on their backs. 



So it means that if Trump decides to walk out to the podium at a Press Conference without trousers or underwear, his mouth pouting and his orange dingaling swinging in the wind, his supporters must still find a way to defend this position.

“Well, all the doctors say it’s good to let it hang freely – it’s a medical thing.”

“Listen, he told you that there was absolutely no problem down there, but yawl didn’t believe.  So he had to prove it.”

“Hey, you can say what you will, but my President’s got balls baby!!”

Unfortunately, this is just how things are, and I’ve come to accept it.  The country is hopelessly divided; Obama couldn’t bring us together, and the odds are that Trump won’t even try.  Will we ever remove those jerseys and become the principled, rational, ethical beings that the Founding Father’s hoped we’d be by now, or is this race to the bottom a blood sport to the death?  Only time will tell. 

In the meantime, try as we may, we’ll never find out what allegedly happened between Trump and the ladies in that hotel room.  The only thing that we know for certain is that, like a golden shower of karma from the Gods, those Russian prostitutes have pulled their panties to the side and pissed all over the entire American public.  It has left the country with the unpleasant taste of our own bitter medicine.  There’s absolutely nothing we can do about it…And so it should be.